12:28 AM - kilozombie: Nice joke@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NI LAUGHTED
12:31 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: i had to shit 5 times within 8 hours once
12:31 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: fucking miserable
12:32 AM - kilozombie (zkkzz): this is mcDoodgly's newest edition of "steam of consciousness" because his train of thought is running like a FUCKING RIVER
12:32 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: dude
12:32 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: im so hungry im delirious
12:34 AM - *khaws*: your advice was least aidful potion seller
12:34 AM - *khaws*: thus i kill you instantly
12:41 AM - NightmareFuelRoss: i love big lizard boys
12:43 AM - NightmareFuelRoss: NO
2:06 AM - NanachiRoss: you know like you're sitting there with your skin and then the other person sitting across from you also has skin
3:35 AM - -dingus- #newmouse: I'm not ashamed. Dick just tastes TOO GOOD I CAN'T STOP GOBBLING 12 COCKS
4:01 AM - ClownLoverRoss: Ok time to start the incest train
10:04 AM - awkisopen: oh yeah being able to breathe is a+
10:40 AM - kilozombie (zkkzz): it's unreal
10:40 AM - awkisopen: no it's source
11:26 AM - kilozombie: my belly is so full of delicious immigrants
11:32 AM - SenMitharin: It Is Your Day
11:32 AM - SenMitharin: Have A Virtual Cold One™️ ON Me
11:33 AM - SenMitharin: We will celebrate this weekend
11:49 AM - kilozombie: Great. When is Martha coming home? [Answer]
11:49 AM - SenMitharin: Not
11:47 AM - bnbn: yeaahh mine.. minecraft. minecraft. minecraft minecraft constantly minecraft all the time minecraft. minecraft all the time. aw minecraft, minecraft, all the time minecraft 420 blaze it all the time minecraft thats unfortunate minecraft minecraft, butter minecraft, yeah butter mm.. inject butter into my eyeballs minecraft yeah minecraft all the time butter minecraft. YEAhh minecraft.. butter.. yeahhh minecraft. yeah its me dude minecraft yeah dude butter dude minecraft dude yeaahh dude DUUDE YEEAH DUDE MINECRAFT DUDE BUTTER
11:54 AM - bnbn: ya like dick n balls
11:58 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: fuck im thinking of a word
11:58 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: fuck
11:58 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: like
11:58 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: when you bump your shoulder into someone elses
11:59 AM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: fuck its bump
12:25 PM - FreakinABonk: i think i will ignore my brain
12:25 PM - kilozombie: sounds good i'll smack your ass
12:36 PM - deadharold: My new phone gives me a bunch of generic response options whenever I get a text
12:36 PM - deadharold: You're now talking to my phone not me
12:36 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): oh great, nice
12:36 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): how ya doin
12:37 PM - deadharold: You're gonna have to spell better for this to work
12:37 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): How are you doing?
12:37 PM - deadharold: I'm good and you?
12:37 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): I'm good. How are the kids?
12:38 PM - deadharold: Pretty good
12:38 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): Answer my question.
12:38 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): Answer my question.
12:38 PM - deadharold: Okay
12:38 PM - deadharold: Yes?
12:38 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): Why did you kill me?
12:38 PM - deadharold: Okay.
12:39 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): How are we going to get out of this mess?
12:39 PM - deadharold: I don't know.
12:39 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): I was in a car crash.
12:39 PM - deadharold: I'm sorry for your loss.
12:39 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): My dad is dead.
12:40 PM - deadharold: Yes.
1:21 PM - deadharold: grat job
1:35 PM - awk: holy shit trying to find a specific farticle effect is just impossible
1:57 PM - awk: found the real effect
1:57 PM - awk: guess what it's fucking called
1:57 PM - kilozombie: effect_dodge
1:57 PM - kilozombie: particle_blur
1:58 PM - awk: warp_version
2:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: well this is every month bro
2:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: with that torigorey flow
2:18 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): fucking die
2:18 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): now
2:42 PM - FreakinABonk: imagine going to school
2:42 PM - kilozombie: imagine going
2:42 PM - FreakinABonk: <--- homeschooled
2:42 PM - kilozombie: <--- home
3:20 PM - NanachiRoss: and alaska in fly
3:20 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): to ten million fire dies
3:20 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): flies in ten african million flies
3:20 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): when you fire you will die
3:21 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): will you fly with me in the aeroplane in the sea
3:21 PM - NanachiRoss: if jeff ever saw this he would turn into ash instantly
3:33 PM - 3lmer: ferule
4:21 PM - deadharold: whater is contamlinated by phone signals
4:21 PM - deadharold: Please don't feed your child water
4:22 PM - deadharold: it passes in through the baby's membrane and turns your childs face into a skull
4:30 PM - bluh bluh bluh hot head: my headcanon is that it was the film Nightcrawler™ starring JAJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GYLENHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKGHL
4:33 PM - awk: apparently I have an "obsessive complusive personality"
4:33 PM - awk: oh yeah so I ripped apart a bunch of logic again
5:23 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): can i put this in my quote deck
5:23 PM - awk: replace logic with game logic maybe
5:23 PM - awk: otherwise it sounds like I'm a pretentious philosopher
5:23 PM - awk: "oh man. I just fucking destroyed logic again"
4:43 PM - Vebbin: I forgot how bad my neighborhood is
4:43 PM - Vebbin: Where to next man
5:29 PM - awk: working against valve's black box (-25% clip size, +25 health on kill) to make something I want to make is going to be, I strongly suspect, literally more difficult than just making my own game
5:45 PM - kilozombie: type the word awk
5:45 PM - awk: awk
5:45 PM - kilozombie: *type the word, awk
5:45 PM - awk: awk
5:45 PM - IrishManiac: The Mona Lisa is really good
5:46 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): My body's width keeps going.
5:46 PM - SenMitharin: Big wide
5:46 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): Maybe. ^%*#&*^* Or our method of studying me is limited.
5:46 PM - SenMitharin: succumb to the flesh creatrix? [Y] [N] [LATER]
5:47 PM - kilozombie: i tried to make it "PLANTS: WATERED" but it became latino for some reason
5:47 PM - kilozombie: which is almost better anyway
5:47 PM - yonk: LMFAO
5:51 PM - FreakinABonk: n-no i wasn't insulting the enclosure
5:51 PM - FreakinABonk: i was insulting my cock
5:51 PM - kilozombie: he HATES it draws
5:52 PM - FreakinABonk: ...my cock crusher
5:52 PM - Drawsstuff: YOUR COCK
6:49 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: >chester
6:49 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: ayy what's up lil *****
6:57 PM - doink (Dingus): have to restart
6:66 PM - kilozombie: I have been farting uncontorllalbly for the last 12 hours. The only way I can shit any more is while staring at the picture of a puppet's genitals made of felt,, and stroking my 12 inch mandible cock using a plastic hairbrush.
6:66 PM - york: >mandible cock
6:66 PM - kilozombie: what dont u know
6:66 PM - kilozombie: where u grab the clit using your cock and rip it out as a prize to show your buddies at the bar
7:06 PM - Ch.wav: i think crashing into the ocean is good
7:19 PM - Nintee: that really warms my heart
7:20 PM - Nintee: I'm a little peeved though
7:25 PM - kilozombie:
7:28 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: im sad that i don't have arms
7:29 PM - Grieve-tanRoss: man i love being
7:30 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): i've got news for you, that's not going to last
7:32 PM - deadharold: HBWTWOL?
7:53 PM - Grieve-tanRoss: im going to rearrange your cellular structure into that of a cabbage you fucking insect
7:49 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: i linked this doc to another one of my friends and he just messaged me "What is that other person doing"
7:51 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): does that mean i did a good job
7:51 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: depends
7:51 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): on what
7:51 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: on how you define good
7:51 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): i did good
7:58 PM - Techtonic: listen shes into it
7:58 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): how can you consent to being a food
7:59 PM - [PBL] Gangrene.tv (kilozombie): fuck it in half so that he can put some of his time that he has better things to do with on other things that he has better things to do than
8:00 PM - [PBL] Gangrene.tv (kilozombie): and his other bits of time that he has better things to do with on other other things that he has better things to do than
8:01 PM - [PBL] Gangrene.tv (kilozombie): i like your name even more than mine
8:01 PM - [PBL] gingus gongoloid.gov: that's because i didn't have enough better things to do with my time than come up with it
8:00 PM - Smile :): bro stop reloading dead space
8:00 PM - Smile :): just play it
8:00 PM - deadharold: ORIGIN IN GAME OVERLAY NOT WORKING
8:06 PM - SenMitharin: got banned from the human realm
8:07 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): oh my god
8:07 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): i
8:07 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): wher
8:07 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): where ar ethe forumns
8:07 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): appeal it
8:10 PM - hinge: i bet the Buddha only needed one image from e621 and that was enough
8:38 PM - york: That's Harvey Dong he's a real estate agent
8:53 PM - kilozombie: yes
8:53 PM - kilozombie: tune it DEADBABEE
8:53 PM - SenMithrarin pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.
9:01 PM - kilozombie: you can't Randomly Meme!
9:08 PM - york: Plumpy : Failure : are you enlish?
9:43 PM - bnbn: i ENED YOU TO JOIN TF23
10:11 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: ive made a small home in trash
HE'S LITERALLY A FUCKING RACOON HE ADMITS IT
10:12 PM - Radical Boy: Commonoscopy
10:12 PM - kilozombie: Where's The Queef
10:12 PM - Radical Boy: Queer Itself
10:12 PM - kilozombie: Ping-Pong Penis Playpen
10:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: now you're screaming
10:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: and cursing
10:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: and angry
10:18 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: aw my cat joined me
10:29 PM - DeadHarold: do you still have the tac with the jizz all over him
10:30 PM - kilozombie: yes
10:30 PM - kilozombie: [EXPUNGED]
10:30 PM - DeadHarold: no
10:30 PM - DeadHarold: the other one
10:32 PM - kilozombie: give me a minute
10:35 PM - kilozombie: you are the only person with the tac cum
10:38 PM - kilozombie 2 monoelectric bugalo: his wife
10:38 PM - kilozombie 2 monoelectric bugalo: literally just died of cancer
10:38 PM - kilozombie 2 monoelectric bugalo: like a few months ago
10:38 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: get her to fuck you too
10:52 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): stick THAT in the quote deck
10:54 PM - SenMithrarin: here,s another one for you
10:54 PM - SenMithrarin: (didn't actually come up with anything but act like I said something funny we'll edit it in post)
10:54 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): alright yeah we got time
11:03 PM - kilozombie: Dick, World Eater
11:03 PM - Spicy: If your dick doesn't crash the game when you turn its a bad dick
11:05 PM - kilozombie has this many sticks:: september 11th
11:05 PM - kilozombie has this many sticks:: 2029
11:06 PM - york: the future of planekairokairo
11:06 PM - kilozombie has this many sticks:: that's right
11:06 PM - york: planekairokairo has changed
11:23 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: i dont know to what extent i should make the corn
11:24 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: like i dunno if i want high fructose or just maize
11:25 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: i swear im not a pothead ;-;
11:27 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: i just do it to sleep
11:27 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: or if im hanging with buds
11:34 PM - kilozombie (zkkzz): 11:27 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: or if im hanging with buds
11:34 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: ok
11:34 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: fuck you
11:28 PM - bnbn: how to be a pr manager
11:28 PM - bnbn: meth
11:41 PM - kilozombie: rfucking radcist
11:43 PM - york: what
11:43 PM - kilozombie: rfucking racsit
11:46 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: hi anal im dad
11:46 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: put that in your pastebin and smoke it
11:46 PM - ＭｃＤｏｏｇｌｅ: faggot
11:51 PM - sleeping powder has changed their name to posa rarks.
11:51 PM - posa rarks: you remind me of my son
11:52 PM - Grieve-tanRoss has changed their name to Horjack Borseman.
11:52 PM - Horjack Borseman: depression